Late Night+Naughty Dog= Lots of Crying

So last night was inventory at our store so I did not get home until after 12 am. I was very tired ok very, very tired. Anyways I came in the house and saw some little bits of chewed up paper on the floor. My thoughts "What did Chino do now". As I turned to put my keys down I saw what he had done...
He chewed up my What to Expect When Your Expecting book. Now I will ask you all this what should my reaction have been? Thats simple, yell at the dog for chewing up my book tell him he is a bad dog and that would be that right? WRONG!!!
I began to bawl and I mean bawl out of control. Lance came out because my crying woke him up of course. He asked me what was wrong I explained to him about the book. His answer was we can buy a new one its ok (sweet, but not what I wanted). I aparently was very attached to this particular copy of my book and didn't not want a new one I wanted that one all better (what am I? A four year old who lost her Barbie Doll?). So to wrap it all up I cried for about and hour yes thats right one whole hour before I finally feel asleep. I woke up still sad but a little bit more sane. Guess I will be buying another book. I really loved that book, it will be missed.

*Side note: The book was chewed up way too much Lance had picked up most of the remains. Otherwise I think it could have been a lot worse*

Do you know your number?

Well another fine pregnancy moment let me set this one up for you. About 10am on a Monday morning right after a long boring work meeting. I was picking up some things for Rice Crispy Treats at Vons and I am at the checkout about to put my phone number in so they can give me the Von's savings....

Me: "I don't remember my phone number!"

Checker: "You don't remember your phone number?"

Me: "Nope"

Checker: "Do you have any clue some of the numbers in your phone number?"

*at this point I realize he thinks I have special needs*

Me: "Nope"

Checker: "Well thats ok I can still give you the savings don't you worry about it"

Me: "Thanks"

Checker: "Do you need some help out? Are you going to be ok?"

At the risk of this man not letting me drive home I explain I am pregnant and just had a little preggo brain moment...He still looked at me like I was crazy, I got out of there fast and called Lance to ask what our number was I think I will remember next time...I hope. I have included some belly shots for you all so you can see the little stinker who is sucking up all my brain cells.